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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Serving the queen

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A Smoke Waterfall..cool Bar Or Party Trick

This is a smoke waterfall that can be used in parties and bars

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Weird food photos

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Parking spot revenge

parking spot revenge by a car driver

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26 Keyboard Shortcuts To Memorize Today

26 Shortcut Keys To Know by Heart 

 

Using a mouse is useful, but using a mouse and keyboard together can be much more efficient. Want to be a power user? The most efficient people know that tapping the right keys is much faster than maneuvering the mouse, and boosts productivity immensely. Here are 26 keyboard shortcuts that will save you time and energy, if you remember to use them.
A note: some of the shortcuts listed here work with all major operating systems (Windows, Mac OS X, or Linux). But some of them work only within...

Shift+Left

You can drag the cursor over text to select it. But using the keyboard can be much faster.
Press Shift+Left when in a text box, and the computer will select the character to the left of where you're typing. If you've already selected some text, this shortcut key simply adds the character to your current selection.
(The shortcut should work on Linux. On the Mac OS X, replace Shift with Alt.)

Shift+Right

Shift+Right works the same way as Shift+Left, except it selects the character to the right of the cursor.
(The shortcut should work on Linux. On the Mac OS X, replace Shift with Alt.)

Shift+Home

Shift+Home selects all text from the cursor to the start of the line. This is a quick way to select an entire line of text for cutting, copying, etc.
(The shortcut should work on Linux. On the Mac OS X, replace Shift with Alt.

Shift+End

Shift+End is Shift+Home's complement. It selects all text from the cursor to the end of the line. This is also a great way to select blocks of text for manipulation.
(The shortcut should work on Linux. On the Mac OS X, replace Shift with Alt.)

Ctrl+C

Computers do a splendid job of manipulating text, which makes editing a breeze—and plagiarism commonplace.
Ctrl+C Copies your selection to the clipboard. The clipboard acts a temporary repository that allows computer users to quickly move or duplicate text, pictures, or even music and video. As a general rule, the clipboard can only contain one item at a time.

Ctrl+V

Ctrl+V pastes the clipboard's contents into whatever you're editing. This shortcut will only work if you're trying to paste something that's compatible with the app you're using. Try pasting a picture into Windows Notepad for instance, and nothing will happen.
(Also works on Linux. For Mac OS X however, press the Command key (⌘) instead of Ctrl)

Ctrl+X

Ctrl+X "cuts" your selection. It works like Ctrl+C, but deletes the selection after transferring it to the clipboard.
(Also works on Linux. For Mac OS X however, press the Command key (⌘) instead of Ctrl)

Ctrl+F

Ctrl+F works with text. You use it to find a particular word or phrase. The more specific you are, the faster the search will be.
(Also works on Linux. For Mac OS X however, press the Command key (⌘) instead of Ctrl)

Ctrl+H

Ctrl+H also works with text. The command lets you replace all instances of a specific word or phrase with another one. Great for replacing names if you're sending the same letter or email to someone else.
(Also works on Linux. For Mac OS X however, press the Command key (⌘) instead of Ctrl)

Windows+Left

Hold the Windows key down while pressing any of the four arrow keys to arrange windows quickly.
Windows+Left - Quickly resize a window so that it only takes up half of your screen (length-wise), then snaps it to the left. This is very useful for arranging apps side by side, but only works for resizable windows. Pressing this shortcut again snaps the window to the right, while another press restores the window to its "old" size.
(Windows 7 only)

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7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

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  As happy as they were to give us the occasional nightmare, Disney's favorite way to misshape our world view was to coat classic stories in a suffocating saccharine wrapper, damning us all to a lifetime of naivety.
But all you have to do is look at these (very real) original endings to tales Disney sanitized to be thankful for their protection, and baffled that they chose to adapt such horrifying stories to begin with ...






7.The Jungle Book: Everybody Dies

The Disney Happy Ending:
The film follows Mowgli, a baby who winds up in the jungle and is befriended by talking predators. After avoiding the human world for years and spending most of his childhood being awesome in the jungle, Mowgli stumbles upon a village and is instantly smitten with some doe-eyed floozy. The girl bats an eyelash and Mowgli disappears into the village forever, living happily ever after with his own people and leaving Baloo the Bear and Bagheera the Panther in the dust. Roll credits!



"Y'know, in hindsight we probably should've just eaten him."
The Original Ending:

The original "Jungle Book" was a short-story by Rudyard Kipling, a man with surprisingly little tolerance for anything resembling Disney bullshit.


His mustache would not allow it.
In Kipling's version, when Mowgli decides to return to polite society, polite society isn't so certain it wants him back. The village Mowgli tries to return to in the short story re-banishes him to the wilderness, and the family that was kind enough to take him in gets tortured as sorcerers.
In response, Mowgli recruits Hathi the Elephant for help. But the thing is, the book's Hathi isn't the cuddly, forgetful old Major of the film.

No, he's a bloodthirsty, scarred old elephant who likes nothing more than seeking revenge on humans for an old wound he received in a spike pit. The "help" Mowgli gets from his old friend is in destroying the entire goddamned village. That's right. The lovable kid protagonist whose goofy antics you grew up laughing at recruits his elephant friend to, along with Bagheera and a bunch of wolves, storm in and raze the freaking village to the ground.



"LEAVE NONE ALIVE!"
All the houses get stomped into dust, supplies are destroyed, the wolves chase away the cattle and good old Bagheera kills the horses. Damn, we're thinking this franchise is due for a gritty reboot.

6.The Little Mermaid: Blood, Heartbreak, Death
The Disney Happy Ending:
After an entire movie of trying to turn from a mermaid into a human girl so she can marry a prince, things aren't looking good for Ariel. Due to cunning contractual stipulations, the evil witch Ursula winds up with Ariel and Triton's magical crown and trident.




Really, she has all the ingredients for a prog-metal album cover.
Springing into action for the first time in the entire movie, Prince Eric drives a ship's broken bow right into her stomach, like that time we attempted to use chopsticks at a sushi bar. The day is saved, the crown is restored and Ariel gets to marry her prince as the unicorn of happiness explodes into gooey rainbows.
The Original Ending:
After having her tail split in two by the evil sea witch's potion, the mermaid goes upon land and proceeds to bleed absolutely everywhere.
The prince, finding this delightfully amusing, commands her to dance for him while she grins and bears the excruciating pain.



"And maybe later I can choke you while we have sex!"
Afterward, the mermaid finds out that the Prince is to marry another woman, and that if he does so she will dissolve into sea foam, but all can be saved if she can somehow persuade the Prince that she was the one who saved him from drowning. But she doesn't, and he gets married anyway. The sea witch tells the mermaid that in order for her to survive, she must kill him.

Instead of descending upon his sleeping body with an X-Acto knife, she instead chooses to believe in the power of love.
Unfortunately, this does the complete opposite of "work," and the mermaid dissolves. And since mermaids don't have souls (at least according to Hans Christian Andersen), she has to do 300 years of good deeds in order to earn one, only every time a child cries, she has to do an extra day for each teardrop.


Damn, Old Yeller probably tacked on about 500,000 years alone

5.Pinocchio: Chewed Up by Dozens of Ravenous Fish
The Disney Happy Ending:

Pinocchio is a tale about the humanity of a little wooden puppet as he is led through the trials and pitfalls of growing up. He learns many important moral lessons along the way.



Such as how to deal with assholes like Lampwick.
After experiencing wage slavery, peer pressure, gambling, alcohol and donkey transformation, he gets swallowed by a whale, presumably representing teenage pregnancy. He rescues his father from the whale but dies in the process, prompting the Blue Fairy to resurrect him as a real boy before she moves on to Haley Joel Osment in Spielberg's A.I.


Along with some aliens. Because in case you forgot, A.I. was stupid.
The Original Ending:
After Pinocchio is turned into a donkey, he gets bought by a musician who wants a new drum head made out of donkey skin and tosses Pinocchio into the sea to drown him, presumably because there were no knives or heavy rocks available at the time. Fortunately, Pinocchio is saved by a school of fish that proceed to devour his flesh, reducing him to wooden bones.


In five seconds this is going to get bloodier than a GWAR concert.
Not only that, but in the Disney film, Gepetto is rescued from the whale in a relatively snappy time frame. In the original story, Gepetto is eaten by a shark and lives there for two years before Pinocchio finally gets off his splintery ass and does something about it.


On second thought, we're with Pinocchio on this one.

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How to kill a dragon with various programming languages

This funny text comes from Ibon from the dream team who got it from a Spanish blog.
There's a beautiful princess, prisoner in the highest tower of a castle, guarded by a mighty dragon, and a fearless knight must rescue her…

This is how each language would manage to rescue the princess from the hands of the dragon
  • Java - Gets there, finds the dragon, develops a framework for dragon anihilation with multiple layers, writes several articles about the framework… But doesn't kill the dragon.
  • .NET - Gets there, sees the idea of the Java developer and copies it. Tries to kill the dragon, but the monster eats him.
  • C - Arrives, looks down at the dragon, pulls out his sword, beheads the dragon, finds the princess… And ignores her to see the last checkins of linux kernel cvs.
  • C++ - Creates a basic needle, and gathers funcionality until he has a complex sword that he can barely understand… He kills the dragon, but gets stuck crossing the bridge because of memory leaks.
  • COBOL - Arrives, sees the dragon and thinks that he is too old to kill a monster that big and rescuing the princess, so he leaves.
  • Pascal - He prepares for 10 years to create a dragon anihilation system… When the moment comes, he discovers the program can only take lizards as an entry.
  • VB - Builds a dragon destruction weapon based on several components, jumps to the back of the dragon and in the most critical time he discovers that the sword works only on rainy nights…
  • PL/SQL - Gets data from other dragon slayers, creates tables with n ternary complexity relations, tridimensional data, OLAP, takes 15 years to process the information… And by then, the princess became a lesbian.
  • Ruby - Arrives with massive fame, saying he is the best at anything and when he faces the dragon, he shows a lame motion picture of himself killing a dragon… The dragon eats him out of boredom.
  • Smalltalk - Arrives, analyzes the dragon and princess, turns around and leaves, they are way too inferior.
  • shell - Creates a very powerful dragon slaying weapon… But in the moment of truth, he can't remember how to use it.
  • shell(2)- The guy approaches the dragon with a two line script that kills, cuts, disembowels, impales, chops to pieces and packs the beast, but when he runs it the script grows, it fattens, irritates and puts alcohol in the fire of the dragon…
  • Assembler - He thinks he's doing the right and most efficient things… But he writes an A instead of a D and kills the princess to end up f***ing the dragon.
  • Fortran - Arrives and develops a 45-thousand-code-line-solution, kills the dragon, meets the princess… But she calls him a weakling and runs after the Java programmer who was elegant, and also rich.
  • FOX PRO - Develops a dragon killing system. It's gorgeous and works on the outside, but it's really patched inside, so when he runs the dragon anihilator, he realizes he forgot to index the DBFs.
  • PROCESS ANALYST - Approaches the dragon with two tons of documentation, develops the unified dragon-killing process, he develops a DFD to free the princess and marry her, convinces the dragon that it's the best for him and it won't hurt. When he executes the process, he estimates the effort and the damage he will cause with a plan signed by the Pope, Buddha and Michael Jackson. Then he buys a couple of nukes, 45 cannons, an aircraft carrier and hires 300 heavily armed men… When all he needed was the sword he was holding in his hand in the beginning…
  • CLIPPER: Sets up a routine that loads a codeblock array to insult the dragon, serenade the princess, load the sword in memory, beat the crap out of the dragon, clean the mess, prepare a raspberry milkshake for the princess, make love to her, take a bath, start the car, put it some gas and come back home. When he runs it, he gets a "Bound Error: Array Access" and the dragon eats him with fries.
  • Lisp, where the famous knight-errant, after speaking with numerous experts in dragon-killing, and modeling the knowledge they posess, he programs the system, and when he runs it he realizes he forgot a bracket (bender the offender).

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How Anti-piracy Screws over People Who Buy PC Games


anti piracy problems for a guy

                              

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Spruce up Your Pooch with a Pedicure (aka Paw-dicure)

After a long day of chasing squirrels, romping with the family, or sleeping on the couch, your dog deserves some pampering. Share some bonding time and spruce up your pooch with a relaxing pedicure!

What You Will Need

Before you get started with your dog's pedicure, you may want to gather the following tools:

1. A comfortable blanket on the floor with enough space for both you and your dog
2. A warm, wet washcloth
3. Nail trimmers
4. Styptic powder
5. A brush or comb
6. Blunt-ended scissors
7. Paw pad cream
8. Pet-friendly nail polish and polish removing pads

Getting Started

Eliminate other distractions and stresses from the room, such as the television, loud children, other pets, etc. Share one-on-one time with your dog. Sit on your pedicure blanket
and pet and talk to your dog. Maybe even offer a treat or two.
If your dog is not already accustomed to his pedicure tools, let him sniff them. Give him positive praise as he does.

Throughout the pedicure process, continue to talk to your dog and give him positive attention to make his pedicure extra relaxing.

Clean Paws

Begin by using your washcloth to clean your dog's paws of any debris and dirt. Inspect his paws and pads for foreign objects, cracks, blisters, etc. If you find injuries, contact your veterinarian.

Brush or comb out the hair on the paws to eliminate any tangles, mats, or small pieces of debris.

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The flying Man


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Designers Spin Spidey-Worthy Webs From Packing Tape

Astounding cocoons made only of tape float in mid-air, capable supporting more than your average tree house.





Packing tape has gotten MacGyver out of many a jam, but he never managed to make an entire home out of the stuff. So he could probably learn something from Viennese/Croatian design collective For Use/Numen. The team uses nothing but packing tape to create huge, self-supporting cocoons that
visitors could climb inside and explore.



Installed three times in the past year, the next deployment will be next week from June 9–13 at DMY Berlin's International Design Fair, which is now in its 8th year.
The installations, which look like the work of horrifyingly large arachnids, grew in scale and scope as the year progressed, first deployed inside a small Croatian gallery, then an abandoned attic during October’s Vienna Design Week.

At the last installation inside Odeon, a former stock exchange building in Vienna, the group used nearly 117,000 feet and 100 pounds of tape. “The installation is based on an idea for a dance performance in which the form evolves from the movement of the dancers between the pillars,” explains For Use’s Christoph Katzler. “The dancers are stretching the tape while they move, so the resulting shape is a recording of the choreography.” Watch below to see how it was done.

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LOL Stephen Hawking…

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How to Write Shape Relief Alphabet!


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Top 10 Uses for Wi-Fi (That Aren't Just Connecting to the Internet)

Having the ability to connect to the internet anywhere we go is undoubtedly awesome, but it isn't the only gift Wi-Fi technology has given us. Here are our 10 favorite uses for Wi-Fi that go beyond accessing the web.

10. Turn Your Smartphone into a Remote Control

If all the computers in your house are connected to a Wi-Fi network, you can easily connect your smartphone to the same network and control them. With apps like our favorite iTunes-controlling Remote app for iPhone, the all-encompassing Gmote for Android, and more XBMC remotes than you can shake a stick at , you don't have to get up from your couch for anything anymore.  

 

 

9. Send Documents to Your Printer from Any Computer or Smartphone

There's no reason to have five different printers in your house just so you can print in any room. Instead of constantly plugging and unplugging the printer from your laptop, you can print wirelessly from any computer. Just share the printer from the computer it's connected to, turn it into its own standalone print server if it doesn't have a computer next to it, or even print files from your smartphone using Dropbox (on both Windows and Mac ).

8. Forward Notifications from Your Smartphone to Your PC

Top 10 Uses for Wi-Fi (That Aren't Just Connecting to the Internet)If you're rocking an Android phone (and most of you are), you can send call, SMS, and battery notifications straight to your Windows, Mac with Growl, or Linux PC over Wi-Fi with Android notifier. No more do you have to deal with the ringing and buzzing phone from across the room when you're already sitting at your PC. If you prefer to be able to take action on these items, you can always forego the Wi-Fi and send them over GTalk with TalkMyPhone instead.

7. Tether Your Smartphone to Your Computer for Internet Anywhere

Top 10 Uses for Wi-Fi (That Aren't Just Connecting to the Internet)Okay, so we kind of cheated on this one—it does involve connecting to the internet, but it's definitely not in the traditional way people use Wi-Fi (especially because you often need a hacked or rooted device to do it). Instead of searching around for regular Wi-Fi networks wherever you go, you can just use your phone as a wireless router and connect to your phone's internet service with your PC. Whether you have a rooted Android phone and the Wireless Tether app, a Jailbroken iPhone with PDAnet, or a manually hacked-to-tether Palm Pre, you'll never be without internet again—as long as you have cell phone signal, of course.

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What is a blog and its features

You might have heard or wondered “What is a blog”.Or you might be familiar with blog even running your own blog- but still wants to know the definition of blog.

Blog is a kind of website or even you can say it is a part of a website.Presently blog is the most effective way to share your views and opinion with the rest of the world.Best part from blog is that you can promote it, build traffic and generate profit from it.But that’s not easy until it is your goal.


Definition of Blog
"Lots of definition is available on net.But simple definition of “Blog” is– a blog is a type or part of website in which content/post is usually organized by date and category with the most recent post/content displaying first"

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Three Risky Stunts By Ram Charan In Orange



It seems Ram Charan is taking enough risks to build up a good career in Tollywood. These days, we hardly see stars doing risky stunts. But, Ram Charan did three risky stunts in Orange. Below are those three stunts.

1. Sky diving from a air craft from 14,000 feet.

2. Scuba diving fight, which was shot In Australia.

3. A risky train fight, which was shot in Kaulalumpur.

Img : Charan "Classic Contender" orange still on south scope 2010 magazine

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