Home Alone vs Die Hard

You probably didn't realize just how identical these two movies were. Something else you might not know: 'Home Alone' is empirically better than 'Die Hard.' Don't believe us? 

Sorry, Alan Rickman. You're no Wet Bandit.

Just The Facts

1. Home Alone was made in 1990 by John Hughes, who also made 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' and 'The Breakfast Club'
2. It is the highest-grossing live action comedy of all time.
3. 'Home Alone' is also chock-full of important life lessons for kids:

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4445-home-alone/#ixzz15zUSGZce

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yes we can - America is Retarded.com

Yes we can - America is retarded.com

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Liar Liar

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

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God of war 2 Theme

This is a cartoon that explains the Lyrics from God of War 2. They're made up Translations, but you'll get the Idea.

Thanks for the original author of this post  New Grounds - God of War 2

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